As we wait with bated breath for Season 2 of Scream Queens to begin (if you haven’t seen Season 1 yet, stop and go binge watch it immediately. It’s out on DVD August 24), we look back with fond memories on the absolute Queen of Snipe, Chanel Oberlin.
Yes, her style is impeccable and someone is murdering students left, right and centre, but the main reason we tuned in every week was to watch Chanel take down all those around her with a simple, but effective barb. Here are our top burns:
1Her morning greeting
2Her evening greeting
4Her A+ eulogy
5Her protective persona
6Her wildly inaccurate accusations
7When she knows she deserves more
8Her misunderstanding of STI’s
9Her not real, but real threats
10Her ability to make people feel dumb
11Her assumptions regarding personality
12Her assumptions regarding sexual relations
13Her conditions for apologising
14This absolute gem
15Her A+ public speaking
16Anytime she blames #5
17Describing her strengths
18Her understanding of both physics and genetics
19Her nonchalant indifference
20Her ability to keep her minions on their toes
