1. Avoid The bathroom selfie.
Standing in front of the mirror with unflattering lighting, your cosmetics spread out in front of you like a fight broke out at a department store and tooth paste spots on the mirror – none of these are helping.
2. In Fact, Avoid selfies all together where possible
If you have to take a selfie, try to make it as least obvious as possible, crop the photo so you can’t see your selfie arm. And if you’ve used a selfie stick, delete tinder immediately and put down the phone. You’re not welcome here.
3. Use Photos that someone else has taken of you.
Nightclub photos are the standard go to here. Of course this would mean that you actually have to go out in the first place which… well…. isn’t such a bad idea.
4. Photos of you doing interesting things are key
If every photo is of you have blind drunk with people you barely know, its obvious that there isn’t much to your life except getting blind drunk with people you barely know. Remember the objective of an online profile is to get someone interested in you. The best way to do that is to do interesting things.
5. No photos of you posing with 4 hotties.
Its obvious what you’re doing here – You don’t know them, in fact they were probably hired for promo work and everyone sees right through it.
