Cole Sprouse should really just be dubbed Twitter King because his hilarious clap backs have us in stitches every damn time. The most recent of his savage tweets includes him sharing an image of a very inaccurate news headline, “Why Hollywood Won’t Cast The Sprouse Twins Anymore.”
Cole’s rebuttal is everything we could ask for and more.
Crafty can't support our choco taco gluttony. Wardrobe can't find pants with enough dick room~ pic.twitter.com/qiCduTks0h
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) August 13, 2016
Seriously Hollywood, what’s a guy gotta do to get a little more dick room around here?
His equally as witty twin brother Dylan joined in to throw some serious (but fucking amazing) shade.
.@colesprouse You're only giving that article hits Cole, god forbid they break double digits
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) August 13, 2016
Cole also poked fun at the photo the article used of him and if you look deep and long enough into his eyes, you’ll kind of agree with what he says.
This is a cry for help pic.twitter.com/4Milze1fom
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) August 13, 2016
And just to set the record straight, the headline is not at all true. Cole is currently playing Jughead Jones in the Riverdale series (hence the black hair). While Dylan will be starring in the dark drama, Dismissed.
We loved you in your Zack and Cody days and we will continue to love you forever and ever and ever, the end.
