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5 things that happen when you drink too much

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It happens to every single one of us at least once, you’re having a great night and then next thing you know you’re doing tequila shots off some random person’s stomach, and then somehow in a bathroom hunched over a toilet. Drinking too much is essentially a rite of passage, and there are certain stages of the process which are identifiable to everyone.

When your friends tell you to slow down.

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So you’ve had a couple drinks, you’re having fun, probably yelling about something, so your friends tell you maybe you should take a break for a while. How dare they? Who do they think they are? You don’t need their help, dammit. They’re right, and you know it, but you don’t care.

Really inappropriate flirting. 

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Someone is looking at you, oh, better get sexual. Time to make some incredibly uncomfortable motions with my hands. Is my tongue out? Oh, yeah, probably. Good.


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There’s no reason for you to be this way. A moment ago, you were dancing and having the best time of your life, and now your in a corner and everything is ruined and why are you crying again?

The end of the night feed. 

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Sore feet, sweaty clothes, the distinct stench of alcohol, and at this point all you can think about is food. Preferably greasy, definitely unhealthy, Maccas is always a good option, but it doesn’t really matter as long as ‘drunk you’ gets that food.

The end of the night feed, but opposite. 

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You probably shouldn’t have eaten that whole kebab to yourself in 5 minutes, but now it’s on the ground in vomit form and you’re crying and people are definitely judging you.

Drink responsibly kiddos (or don’t, we don’t really care).