If you want to put your best foot forward and ensure a second date is on the cards, please don’t ever, ever, EVER use these pick up lines! Girls, this means you too.
I received a crack up of a pickup line a month or so ago that made me red faced before I’d even read the whole message. He said, “What’s cooking good looking” with a winky face chucked in there for good measure. Excuse me, but isn’t that something sexists said from the 50s? I consulted my parents about how to let and my mum reckoned I should have said, “Nothing in your frypan mate.”
The other worst pickup lines I’ve heard are:
“You’re going to be the father of my children.”
“Baby, I’m no weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight.”
“You turn my software into hardware.” (Used primarily for hitting on IT specialists)
“Hey girl, is your name Google? Because you got everything I’m searching for.”
“Is your body from McDonalds? Because I’m loving it.”
“You are good at algebra, can you replace my x without asking y?”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
