Well let’s just start by saying statistically we’re probs fine but we can’t imagine anything worse than coming face to face with a shark or snake! But recently the animals have been getting extra turnt in AUS and Mexico it seems and our worst nightmares are coming to life!
You would normally be right in assuming a red bellied black snake would only be found somewhere with bush in sight, but nope nope nope apparently not! Yesterday a 1.5m killer snake was spotted slithering its way around the Sydney CBD in George Street.
It was eventually caught outside a hotel by professional snake handler Harvey Jones, who insisted he had no idea how it could have gotten there. But confirmed someone had a swack at it in a bid to escape its wrath, “someone has hit it with a shovel or it’s been hit by a car”.
Thankfully the snakes injuries weren’t life threatening and it’s being released back into it’s normal bushy environment sometime soon.
Up next on ‘I’M SCARED GET ME OUT OF HERE’ we have the pregnant shark that wasn’t a Yamaha supporter and decided it was going to have a little nibble at a boat in Port Fairy, Victoria.
The alleged 5.5m white pointer was circulating the charter boat for LOLs and some brave soul decided he was going to shoo it away with a broom. A BROOM?!?
Randomly enough it worked, so there you have it folks – shark repellant has been discovered, just bring your broom like Dan Hoey and off you swim happily and safely into the ocean…
Thankfully the worst one actually happened in Mexico so we can take a breath over here in AUS. Surely you’ve seen the viral vid of the great white somehow squeezing its way into a diving cage?!
Well oddly enough it didn’t eat Ming Chen inside the cage and he survived by simply pushing the humongous thing away!!! He even got back into the cage the next day, meanwhile i’m over here checking my backyard swimming pool for sharks…
