- The Smoker
They’re gross and annoying and just ruining fresh seaside smell for everyone else. - The OTT PDA Couple
The over the top, public displays of affection couple that leave very little to the imagination for those around them. - The Teeny Boppers
There’s usually about 20-30 of them in a big, loud group having a competition on which one can do the stupidest thing to stand out. They usually lack common sense and are incapable to judge the volume of their voices. - The Drunk
Either they were drunk and stumbled onto the beach or have decided it is the perfect place to chug down one too many beers.
Image Credit Reddit - The Tosser
There’s always that one guy that doesn’t know how to clean up after himself. In many cases this could potentially be the same guy as The Drunk. - The Wannabe DJ
Pumping Chumbawamba through their $50 speakers from JBHIFI … no one wants to hear your music mate! - The Weird Metal Detector Guys
Do they ever find any treasure?
As the weather warms up, Australian beaches are the place to be to cool off and relax. Let’s hope these annoying beachgoers finally get the message that their behaviour is unwelcome.
